Did they do a good job fixing your .... ?

Did they do a good job fixing your car?
Yes, now I can ride to the poorhouse in style.

Did they do a good job fixing your car?
Yes, now I don't need to buy firecrackers.

Did they do a good job fixing your car?
Yes, now if the traffic's heavy I can just scoot under it.

Did they do a good job fixing your lawnmower?
Yes, now I'm a cinch to win the Indy 500.

Did they do a good job fixing your pet frog?
Yes, now when I take its shirt off it says "Don't ripit, don't ripit."

Did they do a good job fixing your computer?
Yes, they found the "worm" in my Apple.

Did they do a good job fixing your windows?
Yes, now I get cross-ventilation even when they're closed.

Did they do a good job fixing your TV?
Yes, I always loved silent movies.

Did they do a good job fixing your fishing reel?
Yes, but there was a catch to it.