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minkotta
Joe: I got a speeding ticket yesterday.

Moe: You? Slow Joe? You never go above the speed limit, not even a little.

Joe: That's what I thought. I was doing 58, and all the signs said 60.
Moe: So why did you get a ticket?

Joe: The officer said that I was on Rt. 60, and the speed limit was really 45. It's going to cost me $130, ten bucks for every mile over the limit.

Moe: Ouch! Tough break. I'm sorry for you.

Joe: Well, I was lucky.

Moe: Lucky? How do you figure that?

Joe: I'm lucky they didn't catch me yesterday on Rt. 185.
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