1. A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle
of the road.

2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them
live in Texas.

3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of
them live in Texas, plus a couple no one's seen before.

4. If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll
bite cha.

5. "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

6. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

7. "Jaw-P?" means "Did ya'll go to the bathroom?"

8. People actually grow and eat okra.

9. "Fixinto" is one word.

10. There is no such thing as "lunch". There is only
dinner and then there is supper.

11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you
start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.

12. Backwards and forwards means "I know everything
about you."

13. The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did
you eat?"

14. You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't
matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to
see.

15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH EM.

16. "No. Jew?" is a common response to the question
"Did you bring any beer?"

17. You measure distance in minutes.

18. You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

19. All the festivals across the state are named after
a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

20. You know what a "DAWG" is.

21. You carry jumper cables in your car --- for your
OWN car.

22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony's,
Tabasco and Ketchup.

23. The local papers cover national and international
news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and
motor sports, and gossip.

24. You think that the first day of deer season is a
national holiday.

25. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a bit warm".

26. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer,
still summer, and Christmas.

27. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past time know as
"goin' Wal-Martin" or "off to Wally World".

28. You describe the first cool snap (below 70
degrees) as good chicken stew weather.

29. Fried catfish is the other white meat.

30. We don't need no dang driver's Ed. If our mama
says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.

31. You understand these jokes and forward them to
your Texas friends and those who just wish they were from Texas.

(Borrowed from another site)

22. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tony's,
Tabasco and Ketchup.

I thought this was a KY way. lol but then I remembered I use alot of Mrs. Dash too.