Hello;

I'm a 42 year old promise keeper, I hold on dearly for the time that I am here.
I live in Canada.
I like South Park cartoons.
I'm told that I have a nice gigglebox. For those who don't know what a gigglebox is that's the term I use for sence of humour. I reach inta my gigglebox and I comes up with sumtin funny to say. Gigglebox has spelling issues.
I've got so many issues I can't begin to begin. But this is a beginning so I think I'll start where I was born. 7lb 3oz. Blonde blue eyed and adorable.
So now that you know that much about me, am I conceited.
I still have the blonde hair and the eyes but the other parts are up to interpretation.
Gettin on what would you need to know about me (introspectively) That God created it means it be perfect as it is. No matter how flawed you might make it look he made it you can't say it ain't perfect.No Giggle you can't.
So as you might have read so far. I have personality traits that might be difficult for some to differentiate or deciefer.
Oh nows yer talking secrt codes n such
No secret code just a little thing I take medication for.
You mean FARM ASS U TIckles
Anywho thanks for inviting me Choc I hope you're open to an interestin person.
More ta come folks keep apprised of who this character is by reading on down.
I live by myself and have so for many years. I was taken By God hisself I swearfrom the downtown housekeeping rooms in my area strung out on Marijuana and I quit my job as the Assistant manager of the cockroach infested hotel. Then decided that I would be better off somewhere else. That was '91.
So here I am now, got the internet got computers got stereo and I'm looking back at that time and wondering. Yeah.. God picked him up so far outta my reach I can only look up to dis guy and say woahh! Anyway I hope you have enough courage to get to know me a little better I have a lot to give . Even if it ain't materials[/QUOTE]

Thanks for your Introduction post! I can't wait for the rest of our members to get to know you in just the small way that I have, Artzy, coz I like what I have come to know, and I know that they will like you also!

Take your time, look TAFFY! over from top to bottom, and you will see just what we are all about...a site filled with lots of caring people who love to communicate with each other without being judgmental, and who love to get those freebies in our mailboxes as an additional bonus.

Feel free to contact any of us if you have questions about anything concerning anything you find here on TAFFY! (or anything else you want to talk about!)

TAFFY! Dollars are coming your way for your Intro post!

Hi ArtzY,

Glad to see a new face! My name is Carol, and I live in Rhode Island in the USA. WHere abouts in Canada are you?

:kitty: Welcome! I can see we have something Great in common SOUTH PARK! My DH and I love the show and rearly miss an episode! or if we do we have a DVR

Very nice to meet you, I'm Minkotta! 47 going on 25 and I'm near Chicago IL!

Always nice to meet someone with a great sense of humor as I have one too (I think) as do So many other here!

Make yourself at home (that's pretty easy at TAFFY) and if you need anything (within reason) dont hesitate to PM one of us or post openly and we'll help any way we can!

Glad to have been available to come here.Gettin ta knows me is kinda like playing GO FISH I asks if ya gots a 2 of hearts and you says you does. Then you say gots a 8 of there spades and I says no sorry goes fish. and so on. So what else can I tell you I am a bistro chef without his own rattatui place. But that is in much larger hands. I was a street councellor for thirteen years. So I gots me some savy and savoury

Well... Lets put it this way you won't find tofu on the menu at my personal restaurant. Yusser nothin but prime cuts and Italiano for me here but the one I'm working at now has it deep fried, with hoisin and spinach and mushrooms layered. You won't find this quizine in Toronto or Calgary much so I must be even farther west than that, not quite as far as east is from west, but the next place on the parralell is Japan. Lets say if I were a NFL watcher I would have to Root for Seattle Seahawks even though they sucked this year.

Well don't you seem like an interesting character! I look forward to getting to know you and I hope you enjoy yourself here at TAFFY! Of course I don't have to tell you don't be shy, you seem to be opening up already! We are a friendly bunch here and always welcome new faces.

I'm from Southern Louisiana, will be 24 yrs old this month, recently married in Sept and expecting our first baby this November! TAFFY! has been like my extended family, being there for me through times where I need friends to talk to or just get my mind off the rest of the world. I hope you find the same comfort here that I have! I like your name, I consider myself artsy as well and I love anything to do with art. I have a degree in visual arts, concentrating in graphic design.

Nice to have you here, glad you decided to join us!

Hi, I am Patti for Kentucky (45). Nice meeting you and I hope you enjoy all the time you spend here. TAFFY offers lots to see and do but mostly we offer friendship and fun!

Hi Carol and Tink )WOWSERS( The real tinkerbell and me sitting here with a peter pan complex so real, I have difficulty not letting people step on shadowboy. You can only imagine me walking dowwn the street with the sun on my back dodging feet with my shadow. I'm the only one that gets to step on shadows head if I want. I was given the name of a peaceful ruler it may be regal. But it's about the only thing besides my cooking presentation that is. I'm a caring individual and have a friend who visits me on a daily basis. He's kinda the best friend but then I haven't really been looking to get new ones so he's been around for about fifteen years. I just got him into a slot game that won't steal his pocket book savings

Hi and welcome nice to meet you.

hmmmm your sense of humor must be a Canuck thing since it's very similar to mine

I'm Bev and I'm in Sask, prairie so flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days.
I live on a farm and we raise hair sheep ( no sheep jokes lol)


what part of the country do they let you perfect your cooking talent?



enjoy the site

Hello, nice to meet you. My name is Carol and I live in Louisiana.

ROFL three days I watched him hag out with a gopher for the whole second. Bev. Thanks what a pick me up line.

Glad you joined the Group Artsy love your since of humor lol.... I'm Kathy from Kansas... we have Prairie Dogs here lol the Kids Love to go by their holes when they are out and Bark like a Dog at them so they dodge for there burrows......just a yelping...sounding the alarm LOL

It's been like weeks since I came back here. I'm so sorry I'm sure I have a excuse but it's not good enough at any rate. I really should have come back here and done some house work. I'm in Vancouver it's big enough that I can get lost in it, but then I was born here, and lived every place fifty miles round too. So I can't get lost even if I wanted to.
My talent lies in baking things if you need a bunch of cookies and I'm talking upwards of three hundred then I'm the guy you want I make lots of cakes not just one it's a thing I learned in the military I can make as many cakes as I need and still not tire of making cakes. Choc01cake I make marble chocolate I make probably thirteen different chocolate cakes and other ingredient combinations it's my forte. My favorite thing to make though, is pies, cream based like banana cream and cocoanut cream boston cream those type of pies are my favorite because of the attention needed in the sauce. And like so many other people in the industry the fun also is in the decorative candy making I just think it's dangerous Give me a pipe bag and some icing I'll do wonders




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wow sounds great and you are coming to my house to bake when???

Not sure if I'm fit in any house but my own but if your oven can handle it I'll be up at four to make enough bread for the whole day and the cookies to go in the lunches headed for school. Then there is always the posibility of blue berry muffins blossoming from the front of my oven too.


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sounds yummyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yes the one thing that my mother made sure of was that I would not starve. Then I went and got me-self anorexia (due to too many things to get into right now) Hey, I've got a little ponch. it's about the same size as a fanny pack(sorry six pack never really developed very well). I had a fat cell once and it got so tired of being alone that it decided it would create a lipoma on my hip. I try to eat very healthily. My training is in making deserts. so I take great care and attention to the details in that. I was once described as looking like I was at a drafting table with a six foot by four foot wide peice of paper.(it was a cake) Only my pen was a icing sugar pipe bag and a full set of decoration nozzles. Flavoured syrup gel tubes the size of hair conditioner containers. Oh dear I had sweet sticky all over me all the time for too long. I really could tell you how hansel and gretle felt before meeting the witch.
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Okay so I did my time. I've kept out for over two weeks because I needed to get right with what I had done. I needed to realise the people who may have see that signature and found it an offencive sight to see those symbols that I put. I apologise for posting such offencive sybolism I think, I can only imagine what heck I would run into for really typing the word that it was symbolic of. But for the fact that it was a fact because when your dead the nerve endings don't respond anymore to reflexive injury prevention. I can't rationalise that it wasn't a false statement. That George Carlin might have said something to that effect I have no doubt. But it was an eyesore and I have removed it. Post haste. This has been a unabridged posting and is viewable to all ages.
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Artsy, what are your specialities? I love to bake "quick breads", Cranberry Cream Cheese, Zuchinni Pineapple, Pumpkim Spice, ect. I do a lot of baking for Christmas presents.