Sister Mary Ann was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients
when she ran out of petrol. As luck would have it, a Texaco Station
was just a block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a can and buy some petrol. The
attendant told her that the only "petrol can" he owned had been loaned out,
but she could wait until it was returned.

Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided
not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something
in her car that she could fill with petrol and spotted the bedpan
she was taking to one of her patients.

Always resourceful,Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station,
filled it with petrol, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the petrol into her tank, two Baptists watched
from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said,

' If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'