You might have to think twice about this one.

A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night
with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this
happen?" the emergency room doctor asked
her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide
by shooting off your finger?"

"No, Silly" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my
chest, and then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for
these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just
paid $3, 000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not
shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is
going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other
ear before I pulled the trigger.

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