The doctor who has been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
Mrs. Smith, do you know these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
Yes, they help me sleep at night."
Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes dear, I know that but every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe you me; it helps me sleep at night."
You gotta love Grandmas!
great idea